The Washington Post reports that the Government Accountability Office (henceforth on FatCratz, GAO) is asking for help from Americans in reporting waste related to the $787 billion economic recovery package, because "Experience tells us that the risk of fraud and abuse grows when large sums are spent quickly." Apparently, the normal federal spending rate of about $8.5 billion a day is far more manageable.
Unfortunately, it seems that tracking fraud and abuse in the (rapid) spending of $787 billion is too big a job even for government. So they're only going to try to keep track of two-thirds of it:
The agency will track Washington, D.C. and 16 other states that account for 65 percent of the U.S. population and are expected to receive at least two-thirds of the stimulus funding: Arizona, California, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Iowa, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Texas.
Apparently, GAO isn't interested in stimulus fraud in the remaining 34 states and 5 territories.
In the interest of good government, FatCratz is looking to take up the slack. We're asking for help from Americans in reporting stimulus waste in Alabama, Alaska, American Samoa, Arkansas,
Connecticut, Delaware, Guam, Hawaii, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana,
Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire,
New Mexico, North Dakota, Northern Marianas Islands, Oklahoma, Oregon, Puerto
Rico, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Virginia,
Virgin Islands, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.
Oh, if you're from one of the important states and think GAO might miss an abuse or two, feel free to let us know.