FatCratz Speak Out on Swine Flu

President Obama's Secretary of Health and Human Services made the following startling comment on the Swine Flu:

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She was responding to this earlier statement, from Obama's Director of the Center for Disease Control and Prevention:

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Actually, the turnover in top positions brought about by a new presidential administration is one of the few inefficiencies of the federal government that FatCratz celebrates. It's far better to get a new batch of politically appointed FatCratz in place every four years or so than to have Health Ministers for life.

And there is of course no need to worry, as Charles E. Johnson, the Acting Secretary of HHS, has over three decades of experience. In the field of accounting.