Computer Literacy

I've come across a lot of examples of, shall we say, limited technical proficiency in the FatCratocracy. I've worked with many that lacked basic email proficiency. This submission, however, takes the cake:

I knew an employee who had actually turned her computer around so that the fan from the hard drive was facing her. This was so she could dry her nails, since she had no other use for her computer.

I'm not making this up, people. This submission is from a known, credible source.